- Caves are only where mountains are, arent they? Here in Belarus there are too, but in center of land, and I live in part, called Polesje - "Land amidst forest" - foresty and a bit swampy
-I haven't read about Tom Sawyer. I think one of my friends had.
- Yeps, I rem'ber. But you see... I slightly try to move you to do =)
- For it is the best book in whole world literature, everybody'll tell you, who knows sence in books =) And though your compatriot wrote it, not mine, I put a hat off!
- !!!But only both "Tom S." and "Huckleberry Finn"!
- ...It was surprising to learn ones that you prononce "Finn" like "Fynn" (in Sinatra's "Moon, river") - we always prononce "Finn" - "i" like in "ring", "keen", "clean"
-Why is it more dangerous? Is it because of Global Warming?
- No. I accept idea the Gl.l W.ng is one of mankind activity results. As noising of waters too. Of air. Of forest. Of minds and souls! Killing animals... AND!!. SO ON!!. (+2 Russian words you must not hear even in Russian) =((
-It was sleeping.

- Uh, you had success to consider them!
-Bats are hard to mistake as birds
- Mm... While sleeping sure, but not in flight in evening... And a fanny story was of seria "What speak kids"
-We still use "nevertheless", but I never heard of the others
- Oho!.. I really been waiting on the contrary!
-I don't really care about fashion. So, I wouldn't know
- No, I mean, what words/expressions are popular? (You do hear what people talks! =)
-I think by 'tween English you mean...
- No, I asked what is difrens between =) American English and British English... in prononseishen =)
- There might be a lot of examples, but I already imagine the situation, thank you
-Haha... that might be embarrising...
- Mm... (those new words!..) "embarrising" = "making you shy"?
- Yes. For first time might be. But when you'll do that about 30-50 times... =) Yes, even Beatles said only 50th their song satisfied them! - and recording studious too, of cause, and people...
- But I think you have chanses. I heard only one your song, rather easy - but with no any lie I tell you, it "got it"... So, you just try. May be not for "WWP"
- Listen, it is strange to hear about embarrising from Americans!!.
-I already have a band
- Woh, congratulations! Let me know if you put anything in web!
[By the way - I don't rem'ber if I told so - the light had to fall on front of a person while shooting a video camera, the light source must be back and aside, left or right, of cam-operator]
[And you must speak clearly and loudly enough]
[And pay attention for background! - I waited all the time, smiling, when the cone-shaped thing on the cabinet would be over Dirdge's head as a cap] =)
I have some Native American Blood in me
- Really? Oho!.. You surprise me in every post. Of which tribe? In what knee, from who's side (of parents)?
- But you don't live in reservation... Don't you want to try? Do you know any their words? Songs?
- Do you know Jim Morrison (leader, singer and poet of the Doors)? Number two after Beatles in the Rock music... He was assured that a soul of old Indian setlled inside him after this one old man died in a highway accident - Jim saw that by himself in childhood... Beeing a star, he performed as Indian shaman in some songs on sceene, coming sometimes in real extasy, as they did
- Is in USA any well-known singer of Indians?
- Isn't it "politically incorrected" to call them "Indians"?
-I don't know any funny stories about Russians
- We haven't too about you. Those f.s. was taken from any foreighn magazine, I recon. May be yours even. But we have a sort of f.s. (we call f.s. "anekdot") which are about some nations' representatives, "Russian, German and Polish" or "Russian, American and Japaneese", etc.
- Like this, my chief told us, - "Russian, American and Japaneese were to teach a monkey to talk, in a month. They've been provided with a lot of foods. After month American looked thinner and told, "The monkey et whole food, but no use". Japaneese the same. Russian looked thiker and said too, "Whole food she et, but in vain!". His monkey covered her head with hands and rocking moaned, "Oh, what a lie!.."
Or. There was a world competition of mousetraps. Americans showed the armored box, where the mouse shot from machine guns and threw by mikrobombs, and the remains were burned by mikronapalm. Japanese - an elegant box, stuffed with electronics. And of the USSR were two Georgians. (Mountain people who are very expansive and using original gestures, they exclamate "Vakh!", beeing surprised and the accent they have also original). They showed two vertical boards and a brick, laid on top of them. And inside - a pound of cheese. "How does it work?" - And one of them answered: "Thi maus vil cum unt seyh: "Vakh, vat byg tchiiz! "- and abruptly threw up his arms to the sides, as they do surprising...
...Mm... Isn't a reason to try create anekdotes about Jake?.. Here in Forum? It is hard, sure, but why not... We have anekdotes about some popular cinema and litr-re heroes... But nobody knows their authors, sure...
...Like this one. Two turtles are crowling in Broadway. They see - mmm... Obama goes in a car. One turtle says, "Tom, let him pester for laughs!" - "You stupid Gerry!!! S'nuff we just been pestering to Max from Waverly Place!"
Or even screenplays! - all fans together! - and send them to studio too... (Isn't it already being doing?)